Quick Final Thoughts – Anonymous Noise

Oh my gosh, it’s like going back in time. This shoujo aesthetic is circa 2005 or so and it feels weird to see in 1080p. Not that that’s my only complaint, or anything, it’s just the first thing most people will notice about this show. Anyway.

After the first episode, I feel like I know less about the show than I did when I read the synopsis on MAL three months ago before the season started. There’s such a ridiculous amount of information missing here, and not in any way that seems intentional, since I know for a fact that the source material is not this withholding. It reminds me a little of Celestial Method, where I feel like I’d be waiting the whole season just to find out stuff I should have known from the first episode, but at least Celestial Method wasn’t incredibly narmy. The frequent “la-la” singing and nonsensical music are cringy as heck and difficult to listen to without laughing.

They were clearly trying for a serious dramatic story here based on music, but you can’t really have that when the songs are silly la-la tunes and really crappy, unintelligible j-punk, and the lead character seems to think she’s on Love Live! Sunshine or something because she’s terribly overdramatic and constantly thinks about “will my songs reach that person” and such. 

Basically, it’s a mess. Dropped after one episode, 4/10, go read the manga.

Finally got Anime Strike, expect some incoming opinions on shows I couldn’t watch before!

Incidentally, stuff that I’m still watching on Crunchyroll:
KADO: The Right Answer
Yowamushi Pedal: New Generation
Alice & Zoroku
The Royal Tutor
Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor
SukaSuka

Stuff that i’m not starting yet because I wait for the second cour to start:
Sakura Quest
RE: Creators
My Hero Academia S2

Quick Final Thoughts – Love Tyrant

Is it just me or is this just a really awful version of Yamada and the Seven Witches? 

Blue-haired main character in high school who has to kiss lots of girls for plot reasons to prevent catastrophe? I hope I’m not the only one seeing this.

Except in that show the characters were relatable, the plot had a proper structure, and it wasn’t trying to be six shows at once and failing all around. I could tell this wasn’t going to be a good parody from the beginning, but after the first episode the only plot we have so far is “boring guy gets forced into harem because the plot says so”, and the show doesn’t even have the courtesy to imply that anything else is going to happen. I’m fairly certain I got the complete Love Tyrant experience from just one episode, and it left a sour, yet dull taste in my mouth.

I hate all of the characters (in a bad way), I hate all of their designs, I hate all of their motivations, and I hate that the show expects me to go along with a story built entirely on contrivance because god forbid we have to think anything through.

2/10, dropped after one episode.

Quick Final Thoughts – Eromanga-Sensei

It’s just an incredibly milquetoast version of OreImo. That’s really, genuinely all it is, and considering it’s even by the same author, that should tell you whether you’ll enjoy it or not. The production on this one looks A-1 Pictures Standard, so things are mostly fluid on that side of things, but you could pretty easily write the entire first episode in your head. 

That being said, I didn’t hate the first episode nearly as much as I loathed Clockwork Planet, and I’ve enjoyed Safest Shows of the Season before (this season it’s a tie between this and Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor, which is next on my list, by the way), so I’m not going to flat-out drop this one because I can see the potential for it to improve later on, and if I find out that it does I’ll probably come back to it.

5/10, on-hold after one episode.

Quick Final Thoughts – Clockwork Planet

I expected better of a project even slightly involving Yū Kamiya (author of No Game No Life), like some spark of life, some original thought, something even possibly hinting at imagination. I really should have known better, given the studio attached to this project, but even for Xebec (most famous for shows like Ladies Versus Butlers, High School DxD, and To-LOVE-Ru) this looks like hot garbage. I wouldn’t really call it “off-model” because everything looks screwed up more often than not, all the character designs are below-average at best and cutting-room fodder at worst, and the animation is a complete joke. This isn’t Hand Shakers bad, but it’s somehow worse than that, because where Hand Shakers looked interestingly terrible, this just looks boringly terrible.

I’ve been putting off mentioning the story because I didn’t realize that Kamiya had even less involvement with it as Gen Urobuchi did with Aldnoah Zero, but it’s the most standard and overdone of harem setups – the hot, half-naked female lead literally falls out of the sky and crashes into the whiny protagonist’s bedroom, and since she’s an android he has to strip and repair her, which apparently only involves tightening two screws, and now that he’s fixed her she swears eternal loyalty to him (while insulting the human race directly TO HIS FACE) and proxy-blows him. Even if I were straight this wouldn’t have been hot; it’s just so stupid I can’t wrap my head around it.

Preposterous concept meets D-level production, with a famous name associated with it to reel in suckers.

2/10, dropped after one episode.

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#does this make kaiba kuzco #is kaiba gonna build kaibaland on top of Yugi’s gameshop

#can we turn kaiba into a llama

PLEASE CAN WE HAVE BAKURA AND MALIK AS YZMA AND KRONK?

#does kaiba dress in drag??

i hate you all

THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. All I need is Grandpa as the guy who breaks Kaiba’s groove.

“You threw off my groove!”

“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the CEO’s groove.”

What’s next… Bakura becoming a cat?

#omg would Marik’s shoulder devil be Yami Marik?

“Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”

“I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!”

What would that make Joey???

#Rebecca should be the wife 

#Ok Ok but Kuriboh would totally be the little squirrel >w> 

“Kurikurikuri??”

“No nonONONONONONO-”

“KURIK URIRIRHR!?”

THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER OMFG

Ok just go ahead and redraw the movie scene by scene

So, would the jaguars be Beast-type monsters or Dragon-types?

 
The Big 5 turning into animals

“Get them!”

“Hey, I’ve been turned into a penguin. Can I go home?”

“You’re excused.”

Instead of a giant trampoline, it’s magical cylinder.

“For the last time, we did not order a Magic Cylinder!”

“You know pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.”

#would baby kaiba have blue eyes white dragon plushies?

i hate all 126,000 of you

it just keeps getting better and better. 

Top quality content on my dash

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Would the two guys playing a board game be playing Dungeon Dice Monsters?

“Hey Yugi, you just missed your relatives.”

“Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.”

#Kaiba lines up all the yugioh spinoff protags in a line looking for a rival

“Hate your hair. Your hair. And your hair. Annnnd…”

Lemme guess, you have a great personality.”

#

And instead of a sewer crocodile it’s some sewer dragon thing..lol…

IT IS BACK AGAIN

good god I wish I can suggest ideas to this but I know jack shit bout this show

Last time I saw this Yami Marik had just been added. Seeing the future additions I have to reblog it this time.

This is too good.

I’m saving this this is amaze.