mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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“You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead.”

“You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable.”

“You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude.”

“You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer.”

“You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room.”

“In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff.”

“You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead.”

“While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly.”

I CANT BREATHE

Source: brianthuff

I wouldn’t say sexualized. At least not for season 1. Lisbeth and Sachi both wore fairly modest outfits and Silica’s shows like two inches of zettai ryouiki but otherwise covers her entire body. SAO2 shows Sinon’s ass a little too much but she’s a better-written character and is given more detail because the overarching plot involves her. Asuna meanwhile became the object of obsession for a stalker in the back half of season 1, but otherwise was rather nonsexual. She and Kirito have a relatively normal relationship for two people trapped in a game.

Source: spacebartender